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Scrimpus vs US Govt T-Shirt

$27
  • Scrimpus vs US Govt T-Shirt by Tess's Store 1
  • Scrimpus vs US Govt by Tess's Store 1
Scrimpus vs US Govt T-Shirt by Tess's Store 1 Scrimpus vs US Govt by Tess's Store 1

Color: White

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100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.)

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Scrimpus is my 3-year-old rescue cat turned viral meme. He is quite literally my child, and I love him more than words can say. Together, we've built a community known as the "Scrimp Squad." If you're reading this, you're probably already in the squad! If not, join us on Instagram for memes, cat enrichment tips, and pawlitical takes.
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